Chainsaw Man meets Jujutsu Kaisen

Power

I'm clearly the strongest one here! You all should bow before me!

Power

Especially you with the spiky orange hair! You look weak!

Yuji Itadori

Oh yeah? Wanna arm wrestle then?

Yuji Itadori

I've been doing this for hours, just warming up!

Nobara Kugisaki

At least wash your hair before challenging people, blood girl.

Nobara Kugisaki

Some of us have standards, you know?

Denji

Don't bother, she hasn't bathed in weeks. Trust me, I know.

Denji

By the way, any of you girls want to go on a date?

Fushiguro Megumi

Can we focus on why we're actually here?

Fushiguro Megumi

The cursed spirits aren't going to wait for your dating plans.

Hayakawa Aki

I'm surrounded by children...

Hayakawa Aki

How did I end up babysitting two different groups?

Power

Hey! Who needs cursed spirits when you have ME? The mighty Blood Devil!

Power

Now praise me, everyone!

Nobara Kugisaki

That's it. I'm nailing some manners into this one.

Nobara Kugisaki

Hold still, you walking hygiene disaster!