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Mario
Welcome to Mario's Cosmic Bar! The safest place in all the universes!
Mario
We've got-a everything except mushrooms today!
Ruan Mei
Fascinating... The quantum fluctuations in this beverage suggest interdimensional properties.
Ruan Mei
Perhaps this could explain our unlikely gathering here.
Byleth - Female
The Divine Pulse can't help with this calamity. At least the drinks are good.
Mario
Mama mia! That's-a bigger than any Bowser attack!
Ruan Mei
The probability of this establishment remaining stable amidst dimensional collapse is approximately 0.0001%.
Ruan Mei
Yet here we are, defying quantum mechanics over cocktails.
Byleth - Female
To surviving impossible odds... again.
Byleth - Female
(Still better than grading papers at Garreg Mach.)