Gojo v kaneki beef

Kaneki Ken

My white hair came from intense psychological trauma...

Kaneki Ken

It represents the pain and suffering I've endured.

Satoru Gojo

Yeah, but mine's naturally fabulous. Plus, I make it work with this whole 'mysterious powerful sorcerer' aesthetic.

Kaneki Ken

At least people can see my eyes. What's with the blindfold anyway?

Satoru Gojo

Oh? Want to see why? I warn you though, my eyes are pretty legendary...

Kaneki Ken

My kakugan would like a word about legendary eyes.

Satoru Gojo

Perfect! Let's settle this with a supernatural eye contest!

Satoru Gojo

Winner gets bragging rights for best white-haired tragic backstory!