Kyubey's Daily Routine

Kousaka Kirino

So... you like sweets too? That's pretty cool...

Kousaka Kirino

(Why am I so awkward at blind dates?!)

Stocking Anarchy

Mmm, this cafe's strawberry shortcake is divine! Want a bite?

Kyubey

Would you two like to transcend human limitations? I can make you perfect beings.

Stocking Anarchy

Ooh, like magical cat girls? That sounds absolutely adorable!

Kousaka Kirino

Wait, Stocking! Don't trust suspicious mascot characters!

Kousaka Kirino

I've seen enough anime to know where this goes!

Kyubey

Too late. Contract established. Transformation sequence initiated.

Stocking Anarchy

This is going to be amazing! We can be cute AND deadly!

Kousaka Kirino

Well... at least it's not as embarrassing as my secret hobby...