Some Random Story

May of Doom

Someone has been stealing my collection of tactical nuclear warheads...

May of Doom

And replacing them with pink stuffed animals.

Rosado

Oh my, those dangerous things? I just thought they needed a cute makeover!

Rosado

Don't you think Mr. Fluffy Bomb is much more adorable?

May of Doom

Those were Grade-S military weapons, not decoration pieces!

May of Doom

How did you even get past the security systems?

Rosado

I bedazzled my security pass! The guards were so impressed, they let me right in!

May of Doom

I spent years building that reputation of doom...

May of Doom

And you destroyed it with glitter and ribbons.

Rosado

Don't worry! A little sparkle never hurt anyone!

Rosado

Besides, your new nickname could be 'May of Bloom'!