what are you doing now

Nameless Bard

Ah, the modern feast they call... chicken nuggets.

Nameless Bard

How far we've come from roasted pheasant in noble halls...

Scaramouche

Well, if it isn't the ancient one, stooping to commoner's food.

Scaramouche

Has immortality finally dulled your refined tastes?

Tighnari

Actually, processed poultry contains approximately 18 grams of protein per serving...

Tighnari

Though I question the wisdom of deep-frying everything.

Ruin Guard

BEEP BOOP. INITIATING FOOD SERVICE PROTOCOL.

Ruin Guard

WARNING: NUGGET TEMPERATURE EXCEEDS RECOMMENDED PARAMETERS.

Nameless Bard

In all my centuries, never have I witnessed...

Nameless Bard

A guardian of ancient ruins serving as a lunch lady.

Scaramouche

Perhaps being an abandoned divine puppet wasn't so bad...

Scaramouche

At least I wasn't programmed to cook.