Funny Valentine roasts Zelenskyy
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Funny Valentine
You come seeking more aid, yet your actions risk escalating this into something far more dangerous.
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Do you realize you're gambling with the possibility of World War III?
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The American people have shown unprecedented generosity. Yet where is the gratitude?
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(This lack of appreciation... it threatens everything we've built.)
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Let me be clear - without a deal, your position won't last long.
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The American people's patience isn't infinite.
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Your public statements about peace being distant? The worst possible message.
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Return only when you're ready to show proper respect and pursue peace.
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This meeting is over. Remember - everything I do is for America's benefit.
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(If they won't cooperate, perhaps it's time to explore... alternative timelines.)