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Create your own story with WhatIf!
Izumi Konata
Welcome to 'Weather Otaku Analysis', where we over-analyze the slightest cloud formation like it's the next big anime plot twist!
Izumi Konata
Today we're joined by our special guest ninja meteorologist!
Yuffie Kisaragi
Look at this high-pressure system! It's totally stealing all the good weather from the neighboring regions!
Yuffie Kisaragi
Just like I would steal- I mean, tactically acquire materia!
Izumi Konata
These cloud formations remind me of that one episode in Dragon Ball where...
Izumi Konata
Wait, are we actually supposed to be analyzing real weather patterns?
Yuffie Kisaragi
Who knew constant sunshine could be so... constantly sunny?
Yuffie Kisaragi
Can't we just make up some epic storms and pretend we're weather ninjas?
Izumi Konata
Hey, what if we use my MMO raid weather prediction techniques?
Izumi Konata
I'm pretty sure that's more accurate than whatever we're doing now!
Yuffie Kisaragi
Breaking news! My shuriken weather vane indicates a 100% chance of...
Yuffie Kisaragi
Another perfectly sunny day. Just like yesterday. And the day before.