The King's Descendent

Mysterious Heroine X

Look at this sweet deal! Only five bucks for an authentic medieval sword!

Mysterious Heroine X

Take that, student debt! Who needs food when you have WEAPONS?

Arthur Pendragon

That is most certainly not Excalibur. I should know - I owned the original.

Mysterious Heroine X

Holy french fries! A ghost king in my room!

Mysterious Heroine X

Wait... are you here to collect your sword's warranty?

Arthur Pendragon

I am your ancestor, come to guide you toward a noble path...

Arthur Pendragon

Though I see we have much work ahead of us.

Mysterious Heroine X

Oh yeah? Well watch this - I've been practicing sword moves from anime!

Arthur Pendragon

By the Round Table, what manner of flailing is that?

Arthur Pendragon

Merlin, give me strength...