peas

Ruin Guard

*BEEP* *WHIRR* Scanning area for threats...

Ruin Guard

*CLICK* Foreign object detected: Green spherical vegetation.

Chongyun

According to the commission, even ancient machines need proper maintenance... and vegetables.

Chongyun

Um, Mr. Ruin Guard? I brought you some fresh peas...

Ruin Guard

*WHIRR* THREAT LEVEL INCREASED. ENGAGING DEFENSE PROTOCOLS.

Ruin Guard

*BEEP* PROCESSING... PEAS = MAXIMUM THREAT. MISSILES ARMED.

Chongyun

Wait! They're just peas! Normal, harmless pe-

Chongyun

Note to self: Ruin Guards are VERY particular about their diet!

Ruin Guard

*WHIRR* EXECUTING SPIN ATTACK. ELIMINATE ALL PEAS.

Ruin Guard

*BEEP* GREEN SPHERICAL THREATS MUST BE DESTROYED.

Chongyun

Next time I'll try offering it carrots instead...

Chongyun

At least my yang energy can't make this situation any worse.