Funny Valentine shuts down USAID

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My fellow Americans, what I'm about to share will shake your faith in government spending.

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The Department of Government Efficiency has uncovered shocking misuse of your hard-earned tax dollars.

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Forty-five million for DEI in Burma? Twenty million for Sesame Street in Iraq?

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This isn't just wasteful - it's a direct assault on American prosperity!

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And the crown jewel of incompetence - nearly two billion dollars simply 'misplaced' by HUD!

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Thank God we recovered it, but this ends TODAY!

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By executive order, I am shutting down USAID effectively immediately.

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America First - not Kazakhstan's disinformation problems, not Iraq's television shows!

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These actions are taken with the purest love for our nation.

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My heart and actions are utterly unclouded... they are all those of Justice!