Playing with guns

Usopp

Watch this! The Great Captain Usopp never misses!

Usopp

I once hit a target from ten thousand meters away!

Sai

That seems statistically improbable, Long-nose-kun.

Sai

I read in a book that excessive boasting often compensates for-

Usopp

Wait, no! The ammunition is slipping-

Usopp

(This is bad, this is really bad!)

Sai

Oh. I appear to be bleeding.

Sai

The red creates an interesting contrast with my ink.

Usopp

OH NO OH NO! I'm so sorry! We need a doctor!

Usopp

Don't die! I can't have another death on my conscience!

Sai

Actually, this could improve my art. The emotional depth from using one's own blood...

Sai

I read that artists should suffer for their work.

Usopp

You're... you're actually creepier than my friend Brook.

Usopp

And he's literally a skeleton!