SONIC VS SOS SONIC

Sonic the Hedgehog

Man, nothing beats a good afternoon run! Huh?

Sonic the Hedgehog

Is someone following me?

Sonic

You seem fast... but are you faster than a ninja?

Sonic the Hedgehog

Another challenger? And you're named Sonic too? Talk about identity theft!

Sonic the Hedgehog

But there's only one fastest thing alive, and that's me!

Sonic

Let's test that theory. I'll show you true speed!

Sonic the Hedgehog

Ready when you are, ninja-me!

Sonic

Take this! Ninja Speed Star Attack!

Sonic the Hedgehog

Too slow! You're gonna have to do better than that!

Sonic the Hedgehog

Want to grab a chili dog instead? All this running's making me hungry!

Sonic

Is this guy seriously asking about food in the middle of our duel?!