Scamming yourself!
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Robert E. O. Speedwagon
Ah yes, what a splendid automobile we have here! Only slightly submerged under 2000 feet of water!
Robert E. O. Speedwagon
Now then, regarding the vehicle's current condition...
Robert E. O. Speedwagon
(Perhaps if I classify it as a submarine, the rates might be more favorable!)
Robert E. O. Speedwagon
I, Robert E. O. Speedwagon, can assure myself that this vehicle is in pristine condition!
Robert E. O. Speedwagon
Minus the minor inconvenience of being a permanent resident of Davy Jones' parking lot!
Robert E. O. Speedwagon
Even my days as a street thug didn't prepare me for negotiating with myself...
Robert E. O. Speedwagon
Perhaps I should have invested in floating insurance instead!