Shinji & Misato

Ikari Shinji

Finally, some quiet time to myself...

Katsuragi Misato

Hey Shinji-kun! Mind if I join you? We need to conserve water!

Ikari Shinji

M-Misato-san?! But... but that's not appropriate!

Ikari Shinji

(Why does this keep happening to me?!)

Katsuragi Misato

Don't be such a prude! The Angel attack damaged our water supply.

Katsuragi Misato

Besides, I'm your guardian! Think of it as family bonding time!

Ikari Shinji

That's... that's not how family bonding works...

Katsuragi Misato

Ahh, perfect temperature! You're good at this, Shinji-kun!

Katsuragi Misato

Want me to wash your back like a good guardian should?

Ikari Shinji

I should have stayed at the school dorms...