Golbez Becomes a Bouncer

Golbez

ID please.

Golbez

And no, summoning creatures is not an acceptable form of identification.

Golbez

Born in the year 3000? You expect me to believe that?

Golbez

I may be from another realm, but I wasn't born yesterday.

Golbez

Gentlemen, I suggest you take your fight elsewhere.

Golbez

Unless you'd like to experience what real darkness feels like.

Golbez

From commanding the Four Fiends to checking IDs...

Golbez

Still better than that time Cecil suggested I become a daycare teacher.