darkness joins the marine corps

Darkness

Present and accounted for, Drill Sergeant!

Darkness

(Finally, a chance to experience true military discipline...)

Darkness

The wire, the mud, the shouting... this is everything I dreamed of!

Darkness

Please, Drill Sergeant! Make the obstacles more challenging!

Darkness

I-I meant to miss those targets! The humiliation of being the worst shooter is part of my training!

Darkness

(The Drill Sergeant's disappointed glare... how exhilarating!)

Darkness

Only 500 more push-ups as punishment? Surely I deserve worse!

Darkness

This level of training is too merciful!

Darkness

What do you mean I'm graduating with honors for 'exceptional endurance'?

Darkness

I was trying to fail and get more punishment...