Chaldea watches Bill & Ted

Fujimaru Ritsuka - Female

Tonight's movie is something special - it's about historical figures time traveling!

Fujimaru Ritsuka - Female

I thought you guys might find it interesting...

Napoleon Bonaparte

Sacrebleu! Is that supposed to be me? With that tiny hat?

Napoleon Bonaparte

They should have cast someone more... magnificent!

Billy the Kid

Ha! At least they got my cool factor right!

Billy the Kid

Though I reckon I'm a better shot than that actor...

Jeanne d'Arc Alter - Avenger - First Ascension

Tch. This is ridiculous. Who would believe these historical figures would act so...

Jeanne d'Arc

Now, now, Alter. It's meant to be entertaining, not historically accurate.

Mash Kyrielight

According to my research, this film actually helped many students learn about history, despite its... unique interpretation.

Jeanne d'Arc Alter - Avenger - First Ascension

Fine. But if they ever make a movie about me, it better have more explosions.

Jeanne d'Arc Alter - Avenger - First Ascension

And dragons. Definitely more dragons.

Napoleon Bonaparte

Excellent idea! We should make our own historical film!

Napoleon Bonaparte

I volunteer to direct... and star, of course!