isekai mc discussing about their lives

Satou Kazuma

So there I was, about to choose any cheat ability I wanted...

Satou Kazuma

And I picked the useless goddess instead!

Naofumi Iwatani

At least you got to choose. I got stuck with this shield and then framed for a crime.

Ainz Ooal Gown

Try being trapped in your game avatar. Do you know how hard it is to eat or drink anything when you're literally just bones?

Natsuki Subaru

Well, I keep dying and coming back to life...

Natsuki Subaru

(Though I can't actually tell them that part...)

Satou Kazuma

At least we all got away from our boring lives as Japanese salarymen and NEETs!

Ainz Ooal Gown

I actually miss my office job sometimes... Running a tomb of deadly NPCs is more paperwork than you'd expect.

Naofumi Iwatani

Speaking of jobs, anyone want to start a trading partnership? I know some profitable routes...

Natsuki Subaru

Forget business! Let's form an isekai protagonist alliance!

Natsuki Subaru

...Why is everyone looking at me like that?