Hu Tao's Existential Dread

Hu Tao

Aha! I caught you imposters trying to steal MY business!

Hu Tao

Only the REAL Director of Wangsheng would know our secret handshake with Zhongli!

Hu Tao

Oh? You mean the one where we do a spin, tap his wallet, and recite the Osmanthus wine poem?

Hu Tao

Funny, because I invented that!

Hu Tao

Hey hey, if we're fighting over who's real...

Hu Tao

At least we'll have customers right here when we're done! Business is business~

Hu Tao

(But if they know everything I know... are they really fake?)

Hu Tao

Well then, shall we settle this with a poetry battle?

Hu Tao

Winner gets the parlor, losers become our next clients!

Hu Tao

Ooh, how about a special discount?

Hu Tao

Buy one funeral, get two free - limited time offer!