Gojo's Simps

Aqua

As a goddess, I declare that I should be the one to date Gojo-sensei!

Aqua

My divine status makes me the perfect match!

Albedo

How amusing. A mere goddess thinks she can compete with a succubus? I have centuries of experience in matters of the heart.

Megumin

His power rivals my explosion magic! We're clearly destined to be together!

Satoru Gojo

Ladies, I'm flattered, but this is highly inappropriate. Besides, I'm busy being the strongest.

Nobara Kugisaki

Wait, why fight? We could all share him! It's modern times!

Satoru Gojo

That's even more inappropriate. I'll be leaving now...

Emilia

Did he just use Infinity to escape? That's not fair!

Darkness

His rejection only makes this more exciting! The chase continues!