if Nezuko was a Princess

Kamado Nezuko

*muffled royal noises through bamboo muzzle*

Kamado Nezuko

(Being a princess is so boring when you can't even talk properly...)

Agatsuma Zenitsu

Princess Nezuko! I've come to rescue you from your boredom!

Kamado Nezuko

Mmmph! Mmm-mmph!

Kamado Nezuko

(Finally, some entertainment!)

Agatsuma Zenitsu

AHHH! I TAKE IT BACK! THIS IS TOO SCARY! WHO PUT THESE CURTAINS HERE?!

Kamado Nezuko

(Time for this princess to save her knight instead!)

Agatsuma Zenitsu

Wait! Princesses aren't supposed to shrink! That's not in any fairy tale I've ever read!