Azur lane starter squad finding out Santa's is on the CIA's most wanted list
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Z23
Everyone! Look at this headline: 'Santa Claus Identified as Master International Package Distributor'!
Z23
According to this CIA report, he has been infiltrating secured airspace for centuries!
Laffey - Retrofit
Mmm... so that's why he never got caught... he only works while everyone's sleeping...
Laffey - Retrofit
Smart guy... just like me...
Javelin
But that can't be right! Santa brings joy and presents! He's not a criminal!
Javelin
Does this mean we're all accomplices for accepting his gifts?!
Ayanami - Retrofit
Analyzing flight patterns... reindeer-powered stealth technology... advanced toy manufacturing...
Ayanami - Retrofit
Santa's operational efficiency exceeds military standards.
Z23
One night global delivery... quantum chimney infiltration... impossible logistics...
Z23
We must study his methods for naval strategic purposes!
Javelin
Look! Is that his sleigh?!
Laffey - Retrofit
Nope... just a CIA surveillance drone...
Laffey - Retrofit
They're really serious about catching him this year...