I dont think this is a normal Harry Potter movie

Power

I'm gonna be the first Blood Fiend Head Girl! Everyone better acknowledge me!

Power

And this hat better put me in the coolest house or I'll eat it!

Bayonetta

My my, what an interesting little accessory we have here...

Bayonetta

Though I must say, dear hat, black is more my color than yours.

Greed

Hey, can this thing tell me where the castle keeps its treasures?

Greed

I want ALL the houses. The whole school should be mine!

Alphonse Elric

Um, Professor... will the hat even work on a soul bound to armor?

Power

Give it here! It's my turn to be sorted!

Power

I bet I'm braver than all of you combined!

Bayonetta

Well, this is certainly more entertaining than any sorting I've read about in 'Hogwarts: A History'.

Alphonse Elric

Everyone, please! This is an important ceremony!

Alphonse Elric

Brother would never let me hear the end of it if I got expelled before even being sorted!