Rap Battles [5]

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Satou Kazuma
Yo, time-loop boy, you think you've got it rough?
Satou Kazuma
Try dealing with an useless goddess - now that's tough!
Natsuki Subaru
At least your deaths are just game overs, my friend
Natsuki Subaru
I feel every single one until the bitter end!
Satou Kazuma
You simp for silver hair, I've got a whole party!
Satou Kazuma
Sure they're weird, but at least they ain't starting from zero, smarty!
Natsuki Subaru
I fight witch cultists while you run from giant frogs
Natsuki Subaru
Your greatest achievement? Stealing panties in fog!
Satou Kazuma
Hey, I died from shock before my adventure started!
Satou Kazuma
At least I got a goddess - you just got outsmarted!
Natsuki Subaru
I'll keep dying till I save everyone I love!
Natsuki Subaru
While you're living easy life with luck from above!
Satou Kazuma
Well, at least we can agree on one simple fact...
Satou Kazuma
We're both NEETs who got isekai'd - that's the act!
Rap Battles [5] by Amb_Dominans | WhatIf · WhatIf