bro your hair is pink

Gotoh Hitori - Tsuchinoko

I-I think my black hair is perfectly fine...

Gotoh Hitori - Tsuchinoko

(Why am I even having this conversation? I should just hide under the table...)

Oshino Shinobu

Ka ka ka! Your mundane black locks cannot compare to my golden tresses, forged through centuries of vampiric excellence!

Gotoh Hitori - Tsuchinoko

B-but at least my hair doesn't make me stand out in public...

Gotoh Hitori - Tsuchinoko

People probably think you're cosplaying...

Oshino Shinobu

How dare you! This is my natural hair color!

Oshino Shinobu

And I've been rocking it since before your great-great-grandparents were born!

Gotoh Hitori - Tsuchinoko

At least I don't need to worry about roots showing...

Oshino Shinobu

Ha! I win by default - your social anxiety prevented you from making a proper counterargument!