What If Zhongli and Tartaglia .. ?

Tartaglia

Hey old man, there's something I've been meaning to tell you...

Zhongli

Oh? Do enlighten me, dear Childe.

Tartaglia

Every battle I fight, every challenge I face... I keep thinking about impressing you. Funny how that works, right?

Zhongli

Then perhaps we should face life's adventures together, dear Harbinger. Though I must warn you - I still have expensive tastes.