idols

Higuchi Madoka

Producer-san, this is Agent Higuchi speaking. We need to discuss a matter of utmost importance.

Producer

Madoka-chan? What's with the sudden formality?

Higuchi Madoka

I'm calling to inform you that you're under investigation for idol management malpractice. I've been working undercover for the CIA.

Higuchi Madoka

Those training sessions where I seemed clumsy? Intelligence gathering.

Producer

All this time... the enthusiasm, the performances...

Higuchi Madoka

The investigation will be thorough but fair. Please cooperate fully with our agency.

Producer

I understand. I'll provide whatever documentation you need.

Producer

Though I must say, your acting skills were truly worthy of an idol.