Philosophical quandries of Donuts - Monogatari Series
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Oshino Shinobu
The donut, dear humans, is the perfect embodiment of infinity - no beginning, no end.
Oshino Shinobu
A masterpiece of culinary philosophy that has endured for centuries!
Senjougahara Hitagi
Oh? Isn't it just fried dough with a hole? Much like your logic - empty in the center.
Araragi Koyomi
Maybe we could discuss something less controversial, like-
Oshino Shinobu
Silence, servant! This mortal dares to question the divine nature of donuts!
Senjougahara Hitagi
Would you prefer I demonstrate the philosophical concept of pain instead?
Araragi Koyomi
Why do I even try...
Oshino Shinobu
See? Even your boyfriend knows not to interfere with matters of donut doctrine!
Senjougahara Hitagi
Adding 'donut doctrine' to my list of reasons why vampires shouldn't have voting rights.