Rukia's 50s fantasy

Kuchiki Rukia

Ah, the perfect housewife life... I wonder when Ichigo will be home?

Kurosaki Ichigo

I'm home, Rukia. What's for dinner?

Kuchiki Rukia

Welcome home, dear! I've prepared your favorite - soul curry!

Kuchiki Rukia

And for dessert, we have Chappy-shaped cookies!

Kurosaki Ichigo

Soul curry? Chappy cookies? Rukia, are you feeling alright?

Kuchiki Rukia

Oh, Ichigo! Our life is just perfect! Don't you think so?

Kurosaki Ichigo

Rukia... You've been watching those old American sitcoms again, haven't you?

Kuchiki Rukia

Huh? What? Oh... I got carried away again, didn't I?

Kurosaki Ichigo

You know, I prefer the real Rukia. The one who can kick my ass in battle, not just in the kitchen.