Dat broke life

Aqua

Guys! We're out of food again! And I spent my last dollar on hair accessories!

Aqua

Why can't I just conjure some divine cuisine?!

Kujo Jotaro

Yare yare daze... I told you to budget better. Now what are we supposed to eat?

Satou Kazuma

Relax, I've got this covered. Who needs actual food when we have...

Satou Kazuma

Ta-da! Plain bread! The pinnacle of culinary excellence!

Sylphiette

I picked up some essentials on my way home. Look, I got us salt water!

Sylphiette

It's on sale and apparently the best beverage. That's what the guy on the street corner told me!

Aqua

Ooh, salt water! Perfect! I can pretend I'm drinking my element!

Aqua

Maybe if I purify it enough, it'll turn into wine?

Kujo Jotaro

This is our dinner? Plain bread and salt water?

Kujo Jotaro

Star Platinum can't punch hunger away, but I guess we'll make do.

Satou Kazuma

Hey, at least we're not in debt this week. I call this an absolute win!

Satou Kazuma

Though I wonder if I can expense this meal as a 'business lunch'...

Sylphiette

It's not so bad, everyone. At least we have each other, right?

Sylphiette

Now, let's enjoy our gourmet New York dinner!