Deku's interview

Yosuke Hanamura

Welcome to Junes! So, Midoriya-kun, why don't you tell me about yourself?

Izuku Midoriya

Well, I'm Izuku Midoriya, and I'm really excited about this opportunity-

Izuku Midoriya

(Oh no, I'm starting to ramble. Stay focused, Deku!)

Izuku Midoriya

-and I've always admired how Junes operates! The efficiency of the supply chain, the strategic placement of products, the psychological pricing strategies-

Yosuke Hanamura

Uh, that's... very detailed. But what about your own skills?

Izuku Midoriya

My skills! Of course! I've developed a keen analytical mind through years of quirk analysis. For instance, your Persona Jiraiya's wind-based attacks could be utilized for efficient store ventilation-

Yosuke Hanamura

Wait, how do you know about my Persona?!

Yosuke Hanamura

(Is this guy some kind of stalker?!)

Izuku Midoriya

I'm so sorry! I got carried away again! I just really want to work here and-

Yosuke Hanamura

You're hired! Just... please stop talking about my secret life!

Yosuke Hanamura

And maybe we can use that analytical skill for inventory...