Gojo and Saitama meet at a Pastry shop but it didn't ended well

Saitama

Whoa! They have a new triple chocolate eclair!

Saitama

I haven't seen one of those since that monster ate the bakery district!

Satoru Gojo

Oh? A fellow chocolate connoisseur, I see. But have you tried their cursed technique infused truffles?

Saitama

Cursed technique? Is that some kind of new flavoring?

Saitama

(Why does everything have to be so complicated these days? Can't chocolate just be chocolate?)

Satoru Gojo

Allow me to enlighten you, baldy! With these eyes, I can see the true essence of chocolate!

Saitama

Cool story, bro. But can your magic eyes see if they're having a sale?

Satoru Gojo

How about this? Whoever can eat the most pastries gets them for free!

Satoru Gojo

I'll even sweeten the deal with my secret technique!

Saitama

Now you're speaking my language! Prepare to witness the true power of a hero's appetite!

Saitama

(Finally, a worthy challenge! My wallet thanks you, strange blindfold guy!)