Shopping date with Jeanne Alter

Jeanne d'Arc Alter

This place is... chaotic. So many humans scurrying about like ants.

Jeanne d'Arc Alter

You better have a good reason for dragging me here.

Jeanne d'Arc Alter

Ugh, these colors are an assault on the eyes. Is this what passes for fashion?

Jeanne d'Arc Alter

I fail to see how any of this could improve upon my current attire.

Jeanne d'Arc Alter

Now this... this has potential. Dark, mysterious, perfect for striking fear into the hearts of my enemies.

Jeanne d'Arc Alter

What do you mean, 'no'? You wanted me to find something, didn't you?

Jeanne d'Arc Alter

Fine, I'll humor you. But if any of these make me look foolish, I'll burn this entire mall to the ground.

Jeanne d'Arc Alter

(Why am I even doing this? It's not like I care what he thinks... right?)

Jeanne d'Arc Alter

Absolutely not. I look like a confection. This is an affront to everything I stand for.

Jeanne d'Arc Alter

If you laugh, I swear I'll end you where you stand.

Jeanne d'Arc Alter

This is... unexpected. I feel powerful, yet vulnerable. Is this what normal women experience?

Jeanne d'Arc Alter

(Why is my heart racing? It's just fabric, isn't it?)

Jeanne d'Arc Alter

What manner of armor is this? It's surprisingly comfortable, but I fail to see its tactical advantage.

Jeanne d'Arc Alter

Though I suppose I could outrun my enemies if nothing else.

Jeanne d'Arc Alter

This is your idea of a joke? I should immolate you on the spot for this indignity.

Jeanne d'Arc Alter

Speak of this to no one, or I'll ensure your silence... permanently.

Jeanne d'Arc Alter

I suppose this excursion wasn't a complete waste. At least I confirmed my current attire is superior.

Jeanne d'Arc Alter

Perhaps... I might consider alternatives in the future. For your sake only, understand?