ain't no party like a Frieza party

Sakata Gintoki

Ugh... where am I? This isn't my room...

Sakata Gintoki

(My head feels like it's been through a Justaway explosion...)

Frieza

Morning, sunshine. You always wake up this loud, or is this a special performance?

Sakata Gintoki

WAIT, HOLD ON! Who the hell are you? What are you? Are you even a girl or a guy?!

Frieza

Does it matter? Frizza, by the way. You were a riot at the party last night.

Sakata Gintoki

Why does this always happen to me? I just wanted a quiet night, maybe some dango...

Frieza

Relax. We didn't do anything inappropriate. You're safe... physically, at least. Mentally, though?

Sakata Gintoki

Why do you sound like that makes it worse?!

Sakata Gintoki

Next time, I'm staying home. And eating my sorrows in parfaits. Alone.

Sakata Gintoki

(Maybe if I close my eyes, this weird alien will disappear...)