Sanji Has bed bugs
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Monkey D. Luffy
Mmph! This meat is amazing! Hey Vampy, what should we do for the holidays?
Vampy
Oh, how about a blood punch party, desu wa? Just kidding!
Vampy
Maybe we could have a grand feast under the moonlight?
Monkey D. Luffy
Shishishi! That sounds great! We'll need lots of meat!
Monkey D. Luffy
Hey, what's all that yelling?
Sanji
What do you mean you can't come today? My bed is crawling with these little monsters!
Sanji
Fine! I'll handle it myself!
Vampy
Oh my, Sanji-san! Do you need help with those pesky bugs, desu wa?
Vampy
I could suck them dry for you!
Sanji
Ah, Vampy-chan! That's... thoughtful, but I'll pass.
Sanji
I'll just have to burn the whole bed, I suppose.
Monkey D. Luffy
I've got it! For the holidays, we'll have a huge bonfire!
Monkey D. Luffy
We can roast meat AND get rid of Sanji's buggy bed!
Vampy
Brilliant idea, Luffy-san! It'll be a real blast, desu wa!
Vampy
We'll make s'mores too! This holiday is going to be unforgettable!