Another day at Target
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Asuka Langley Soryu
I can't believe I'm stuck working retail. This is so beneath someone of my caliber!
Asuka Langley Soryu
Where are all these idiots coming from? Don't they know how to read signs?
Aqua
Waah! I don't know how any of these strange devices work!
Aqua
Why can't they just use magic like normal people?!
Natsuki Subaru
Okay, Subaru, you've got this. It's just like resetting a checkpoint in a game...
Natsuki Subaru
(At least here, dying from retail stress won't actually kill me... right?)
Asuka Langley Soryu
Oi, Third Child! Stop playing around and help me with these customers!
Asuka Langley Soryu
If I have to suffer through this, so do you!
Aqua
Um, does anyone know how to open this magic money box?
Aqua
Maybe if I use my water magic...
Natsuki Subaru
Aqua, no! That's not how you-
Natsuki Subaru
(Please don't let me have to Return by Death over a cash register mishap!)
Asuka Langley Soryu
Hmph, amateurs. Clearly, I'm the only one here with any real skills.
Asuka Langley Soryu
Maybe if they beg, I'll consider gracing them with my expertise.
Aqua
See? My divine powers opened it! ...Why is everyone screaming?
Aqua
Does this mean I get Employee of the Month?