Fujiwara Teach President How to Date

Fujiwara Chika

Today's lesson, President: Rich People Date Etiquette 101!

Fujiwara Chika

First rule: Always use the smallest fork for salad!

Shirogane Miyuki

Wait, there's more than one fork? How many do rich people need?

Shirogane Miyuki

(I can't let Shinomiya know I've never been to a fancy restaurant!)

Fujiwara Chika

Now, when tasting wine, swirl it like this and say, 'Mmm, notes of oak and despair.'

Fujiwara Chika

Rich people love pretending they can taste despair!

Shirogane Miyuki

Like this? Mmm, notes of... poverty and instant ramen?

Fujiwara Chika

No, no, President! You can't say poverty! That's taboo in rich circles!

Fujiwara Chika

Try 'essence of fiscal challenge' instead!

Shirogane Miyuki

This is harder than any exam I've ever taken...

Shirogane Miyuki

(Maybe I should just take Shinomiya to the ramen shop...)

Fujiwara Chika

Don't worry, President! By the time I'm done with you, you'll be able to out-posh even Kaguya-san!

Fujiwara Chika

Now, let's practice using a napkin to hide your tears when the bill arrives!