Sonic and his friends

Sonic the Hedgehog

Alright, boys! Let's see if you can keep up with my lightning-fast deals!

Sonic the Hedgehog

Hope you brought your A-game, 'cause I'm feeling lucky tonight!

Pikachu

Pika pi! Pikachu!

Pikachu

(I may not have opposable thumbs, but I've got a poker face that could stun a Snorlax!)

Wario

Wah ha ha! Wario's gonna clean you out, chumps!

Wario

I can smell victory... or maybe that's just me. Wah!

Sonic the Hedgehog

Royal Flush, baby! Looks like I'm too fast for you, even at cards!

Pikachu

Pika?! Pikachu pi!

Pikachu

(How did he do that? My electric senses didn't even pick up his moves!)

Wario

Wah! This game stinks worse than my garlic breath!

Wario

I demand a rematch, you sneaky hedgehog!

Sonic the Hedgehog

Sorry, fellas! You snooze, you lose!

Sonic the Hedgehog

Maybe next time try playing at my speed!