out of toilet paper

Monkey D. Luffy

HELLO?! Anyone out there?! We're out of toilet paper!

Monkey D. Luffy

I can't use my hand for this!

Uzumaki Naruto

Don't even think about it! Shadow Clone Jutsu is not getting involved in this situation!

Kurosaki Ichigo

How did we all end up in here? One of you idiots better come up with a plan because I'm not dying in a bathroom stall!

Sakata Gintoki

This... this is humanity's true test. Not war, not famine, not love. But a toilet without toilet paper.

Sakata Gintoki

God has abandoned this place. So did decency.

Uzumaki Naruto

Gintoki-san, this isn't the time for your deep monologues! We need to solve this!

Monkey D. Luffy

Why don't we just tear the walls down? I can stretch my arms and—

Kurosaki Ichigo

If you break this stall, we're going to be the laughingstock of every Soul Society meeting for the next century!

Kurosaki Ichigo

Think of my reputation!

Sakata Gintoki

You know, back in my day, when toilet paper was scarce, we had to use manga pages.

Sakata Gintoki

The plot twists on those pages always felt appropriate for the pain I experienced afterward.