Gintplo in bleach

Sakata Gintoki

Oi, oi. Why am I here again? This isn't even my show.

Sakata Gintoki

That Strawberry kid better be paying me overtime for this.

Kuchiki Rukia

Ichigo? Why is your hair silver? And why are you dressed like that?

Sakata Gintoki

Oi, shortstack! Can't you see I'm not that orange-haired brat?

Sakata Gintoki

I'm the great Gin-san, here to save your show from boredom!

Kuchiki Rukia

Unbelievable. Where's Ichigo? We have Hollows to fight!

Sakata Gintoki

Strawberry boy's busy. But don't worry, I've got experience fighting aliens.

Sakata Gintoki

These 'Hollow' things can't be much different, right?

Kuchiki Rukia

This isn't some crossover parody, you know.

Kuchiki Rukia

Fine. Just... try not to get eaten, I guess.

Sakata Gintoki

Alright! Let's go slay some Hallows!

Sakata Gintoki

...Wait, it's 'Hollows'? Eh, whatever. As long as I get paid in parfaits!