The standing insults
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Sex Pistols - Stand
Hey, you overgrown lizard! Your scales are so dull, they make clouds look exciting!
Sex Pistols - Stand
Yeah, and your breath probably smells like fossilized fish!
Scary Monsters - Stand
At least I don't look like rejected bb pellets! You're so tiny, you'd get lost in a raindrop!
Purple Haze - Stand
Shut up, you prehistoric pea-brain! I'll dissolve you faster than you can say 'extinction'!
Tusk - Stand
Oh, great. The toxic avenger speaks. Your virus is about as useful as a sneeze in a hurricane!
Echoes - Stand
Look who's talking, nail boy. Your attacks are so slow, continental drift looks speedy!
Sticky Fingers - Stand
You're all ridiculous. At least I don't need three different forms to be useful!
Sex Pistols - Stand
Hey, zipper face! You're so unoriginal, even IKEA wouldn't want you!
Sex Pistols - Stand
Yeah, and your fashion sense is more outdated than a flip phone!
Scary Monsters - Stand
That's it! I'm turning you all into dino chow!
Scary Monsters - Stand
Come back here, you floating freaks!