iskeai i dnt liek this olne

Satou Kazuma

So, Rimuru, what's it like being a slime? Can you really shapeshift into anything?

Rimuru Tempest

Pretty much! It's actually quite convenient. No back pain, no bad hair days...

Rudeus Greyrat

Fascinating! The magical applications must be endless. Have you considered infiltration missions?

Satou Kazuma

Wait, I've got it! You could sneak into the women's bath without getting caught!

Rimuru Tempest

Really? That's your big idea? I'm trying to run a nation here, you know.

Rudeus Greyrat

Well, to be fair, gathering intelligence is crucial for any leader. Though perhaps not quite in that manner...

Satou Kazuma

Man, you guys are no fun. If I had a slime body, I'd be unstoppable!

Rimuru Tempest

Maybe that's why you don't have one. Now, who's up for some non-creepy slime tricks?