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Nami

Another beautiful day for sailing. The wind is perfect!

Monkey D. Luffy

Hey Nami, can we talk? There's something important I need to tell you.

Nami

Luffy? What's gotten into you? You look serious for once.

Monkey D. Luffy

Nami, you're more than just my navigator. You're special to me!

Nami

L-Luffy? What are you saying?

Monkey D. Luffy

I'm saying I like you more than meat! Here goes...

Nami

Whoa, hold on! Luffy, did you eat some weird mushrooms again?!

Monkey D. Luffy

Oww... Nami, why'd you move? I thought that's how you show you like someone!

Monkey D. Luffy

Wait, or was it supposed to be a meat-eating contest?