What If Kaeya and Diluc .. ?

Kaeya

Well, well, if it isn't my favorite grumpy winemaker. Still brooding in the shadows, Diluc?

Diluc

Kaeya. I don't recall inviting you here. What do you want?

Kaeya

Oh, come now! Can't a concerned citizen check on Mondstadt's brooding vigilante?

Diluc

We're both intelligent men, Kaeya. Let's not pretend this visit is anything but your usual meddling.