Science class with Pippa
Create your own story with WhatIf!
Create your own story with WhatIf!
Kromer
Today, we'll be conducting a simple experiment with harmless chemicals. Nothing dangerous, understood?
Pipkin Pippa
Ooh, what if we mix the blue one with the fizzy green stuff?
Pipkin Pippa
I bet that'll make one heck of a conspiracy theory come true!
Laffey
Mmm... sure... whatever you say... *yawn* Just don't wake me up...
Kromer
Wait, Pippa! That's not part of the-
Pipkin Pippa
Holy crap, it's alive! I've created life! Or maybe death? Same difference!
Laffey
Whoa... that's not soda, is it? Can I drink it?
Kromer
This is why I can't have nice things in my lab. Or stable experiments. Or sane students.
Pipkin Pippa
Behold, our accidental bio-weapon! I shall name it... Cringe-19!
Laffey
Can it... *yawn*... fight other ships?