Mori and Pippa visits the White House (Ends bad)

Mori Calliope

Look, Pippa! We're finally here at the White House. Isn't it impressive?

Mori Calliope

Your dad would be so proud if he could see us now.

Pipkin Pippa

Yeah, yeah, it's great, Mom. But wouldn't it look better with some... renovations?

Pipkin Pippa

(I wonder how many views we'd get if we livestreamed this...)

Megumin

Pippa! I've found the perfect target for my Explosion magic!

Megumin

Let's make history with the biggest boom ever!

Mori Calliope

Wait, what?! Pippa, Megumin, no! That's not what we're here for!

Mori Calliope

GUH! I need a drink...

Pipkin Pippa

Sorry, Mom! But as a true Capippalist, I must seize this opportunity!

Pipkin Pippa

I am cringe, but I am free!

Megumin

Darkness blacker than black and darker than dark, I beseech thee...

Megumin

(This will be my greatest Explosion yet!)

Mori Calliope

I swear, you two are worse than the actual underworld!

Mori Calliope

Why couldn't we just have a normal family vacation?!