Pa-san works at hooters

Pa-san

Welcome to Hooters! What can I get for you today?

Muten Roshi

Well hello there, missy! I'll have a plate of your spiciest wings and... how about a kiss for dessert?

Pa-san

Sir, I'm flattered, but that's not on the menu. How about some celery sticks instead?

Pa-san

(Oh man, I really need this job to support the band... but this is getting awkward!)

Muten Roshi

Aw, come on! Just a little peck? I'll leave a big tip!

Pa-san

Sorry, sir. I'm here to serve food, not kisses. Now, how about those wings?

Muten Roshi

Fine, fine. Just the wings then. You're as tough as some fighters I know!

Pa-san

Phew! Crisis averted. Now, where's that spicy wing order...

Pa-san

(I can't wait to tell the band about this. Bocchi would probably faint if she were in my shoes!)