Love failure

Boa Hancock

Luffy, I... I have something important to tell you.

Monkey D. Luffy

Hm? What is it, Hancock? Did you find some meat?

Boa Hancock

No, it's... it's about my feelings for you.

Boa Hancock

Luffy, I... I love you!

Monkey D. Luffy

Oh! You love me? Like how I love meat?

Boa Hancock

No, Luffy! It's different! I want to be with you forever!

Monkey D. Luffy

Oh, I see! You want to join my crew!

Boa Hancock

Oh, Luffy! Your obliviousness only makes me love you more!

Monkey D. Luffy

Huh? Did I say something funny? Hey, Hancock, wanna go find some food?