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Vegeta

Kakarot, why are you babbling about some ridiculous game called 'Fortnite'?

Son Goku

But Vegeta, they added shoes! Can you believe it? Now characters can wear cool kicks while fighting!

Son Goku

Maybe we should try it out. I bet I'd look awesome in some new sneakers!

Beerus

Shoes? For mere mortals and Saiyans? How utterly preposterous!

Beerus

Only a God of Destruction like myself is worthy of such divine footwear!

Vegeta

What nonsense! I am the Prince of all Saiyans! I'll wear whatever I damn well please!

Son Goku

Uh, guys? It's just a game... Can't we all wear cool shoes?

Beerus

Silence! I'll destroy this planet if you dare to challenge my fashion supremacy!

Vegeta

That's it! I'll show you the true power of Saiyan pride!

Vegeta

(This is ridiculous, but I can't back down now!)

Son Goku

Vegeta, no! Not again!

Son Goku

All this over virtual shoes?!